dad emails.

So I was clearing out my inbox, I uncovered a few gems of emails that dad sent while he was in Rio. Please enjoy in his suffering.

as i have no bag, or phone, and the ñet aint cheap, I´m hoping to have
help on my lost bag claim.   while I may have 60 days to file, having
the right stuff when I file means someone please help me by looking at
the allianz insurance stuff I picked up at AAA when we went.  there is
a site, I´m sure, where the details are found, and even if i had that
site, I cant print this out for carrying it to the airport.   It may
be that your mom put up my stuff and we wont know till she´s back.
edd, getting irked, as expected.

hello....I´mburning money not just for mail and shirts (2 or more per
day) but coffee to run on while i check for jeff and the crew, late
arriving but finally here.  I can go to the banks tomorrow that claim
to `take´ amex travelers checks, but for now, it would be nice to know
somebody is reading these messages....3 in a day with one line reply.
 yes, i dont use capital letters...sorry... does anyone know if my
wife was told i got here alive?  yr ill tempered papa.

i continue to bleed cash, and it´s gonna get worse since the fone i
let my children start up is no good at all.  it says i need a sim1then
a sim 2 and over and over.  I aint mad the fone aint working or jeff
not being here a day late or.....I am all about furious I did this to
myself.  to answer your question.. if you can find the allianz
insurance I know should be there, find the website to file a claim and
print out the stuff i need, then type it in an email.  the luggage is
here and its wet.   lets say i´ll remember this shit after almost
killing jeff is a bad memory.   your seriously devoted old man.

 the juno site fail. i go in one hour to iguaza.  the cost to fly =over 300usd.   guess i´ll stay on job long enough to pay for this shit.  i get back in 2 days and no idea what ill find there a la internet.  miss my fambly a lot.  edd



These are exact emails we received from dad. no adjustments have been made. He spent a small fortune on college for us kids and the man can't even spell correctly. God love him.