LV again...

Match 24th.

me: I hope ur having fun in Vegas! love you
dad: No big new here, Stopped to chat at a security Guy on a bike. His ride in the wind is more hazardous than clients. hey says. Gtlot the osu game on as I don't wanna hear the crowd in a sports book. Used o like that. Getting old. Dad loves dreamboat.
me: love you pappa.

April 6th.

me: I hope you're having fun in vegas!!!

April 21st.

dad: This weeking in the LV. ur mas kinwa the hotel. See you when I get back. dad loves dreamboat.

me. Have fun in LV. break a leg. Dreamboat loves daddy.

***You'd think the man should just buy a suite in Vegas or an apartment at least. but no. he likes playing hotel musical chairs.

dad prefers email over phone call

dunno if the all points bulletin is in order yet, but i think you'd like to know your sis is coming to knoxpatch and jc five july for 3 days, leaving afternoon of 8 july. your ma and i are gone for the mudders day holiday so you may be interested in that news too. hope this finds you well. i miss my dreamboat. edd

**this is an exact email i got from our father about 2days ago. no autocorrect was used.