Dad got a Nook Tablet for Christmas from yours truly. He loves it so much he bought a series of new blazers in which to put the nook when he travels.
consumer reports rave about nook tablet being the best buy in the under 10" category, while iPad reigns supreme in the full size category. On talking about this with dad (I have an ipad, he has the nook, remember), he very clearly calls the ipad..
... a crotchburner.
That's right, he says that since the new iPad can get up to 114* farenheit any male who is using it to play his high-res games severly decreases his ability to bear children. To quote him exactly via text: "lemme tell you about those dudes having kids... they ain't! too busy burning their junk off."
Good thing I'm a lady, I guess...?
