Dad went to Baton Rouge to watch the LSU/Florida game...without his daughter who actually went to LSU (color me bitter). This is what I get today:
"Ur tiger looks uncomfortably warm. My nachos didn't have purple. Thot u should know. Your friend seems nice.. edd with earplugs"
Earlier this week, as he was heading home from NJ, I get this:
"Front cabin ridin'. know i ain't lyin, going home like breezy, hope your day is easy. Yo pa."
My dad raps, and he's ballin enough to go to a college football game because he has the free time...jetsetting bastard. And I love him.
my father is a late 50something doctor. he has completely avoided joining the 21st century. recently he got a 4G phone and started texting.eveyone needs a laugh. * everything he texts I'm putting in here, unedited and no spell check.
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Monday, October 3, 2011
September 29th. and October 1st
September 29th
dad:" Leafing tomorrow for nj. My wawa awaitz. The hunt for cheap parking paid off. But will gene Simmons marry. Holla if you're able. Dad loves a dream boat."
October 1st
dad: "No wawa in sight. The weather just turned awful. I'll beback Monday. Hope to see you soon. Love from the edd."
**So. dad went to NJ. no forwarding phone# to the hotel. That's ok. The life insurance policy is paid off before he leaves. Gotta love a man who wants to go to WaWa. **
dad:" Leafing tomorrow for nj. My wawa awaitz. The hunt for cheap parking paid off. But will gene Simmons marry. Holla if you're able. Dad loves a dream boat."
October 1st
dad: "No wawa in sight. The weather just turned awful. I'll beback Monday. Hope to see you soon. Love from the edd."
**So. dad went to NJ. no forwarding phone# to the hotel. That's ok. The life insurance policy is paid off before he leaves. Gotta love a man who wants to go to WaWa. **
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